You might be a redneck if...

• you steal glasses from the bar because you think they are cool glasses
• you haven't seen enough of the red light district but your wife and sister in-law have
• you wash your wine down with beer
• you tip more than 15% because you want the Dutch to like you (even though tipping 10% is more than enough)
• you find yourself defending George W.
• you prefer to shop at Albert Hein rather than the 9 streets
• you response with "shake and bake" when someone asks if you are ready to leave
• you organize your own bike pub crawl
• you are consistently asking the server for another beer, "Can I get another beer?"
• you put ice in your beer and remove the foam with your hand
• you say to the sommelier"thanks for hooking us up"